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Are you thinking of Marriage? Read what others says
You probably heard some of these before ... enjoy!Secrets to a Happy Marriage
1. It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman who makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex.
4. It is important that these three women never meet.




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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must

be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

- David Bissonette

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let

him keep her.

- Sacha Guitry



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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just

can't face each other, but still they stay together.

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you

get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates

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A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives

and the wife takes.

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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving

them.

- Dumas

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The great question... which I have not been able to answer....is, "What

does a woman want?

- Freud

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go

to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

- Henny Youngman

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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

- Sam Kinison

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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than

electronic banking. It's called marriage."

- James Holt McGavran

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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the

second one didn't."

- Patrick Murray

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It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get

married!

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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife

would have preferred.

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Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.

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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

- Nash

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My wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet

space.

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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

- Henny Youngman

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

- Milton Berle

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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

- Anonymous

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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt

her."

- Rodney Dangerfield

 

  1. Blogger AceOne118 said,

    11:44 AM

    Nochet marry one got to komet anot? Oi, why got bird sound wan in your blog?

  2. Blogger clement said,

    2:35 PM

    marrriage... is it a blessing or a curse...

  3. Blogger OMG said,

    8:52 PM

    Clement:
    Marriage life is Hell
    but Sex is Heaven
    You better decide for yourself !!

    Aceone118;
    Sound of Hen laying Easter Eggs

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