Bad English pronunciation

THE JOKE:
Bad English pronunciation of flight stewardesses lead to aircraft being fried.

"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Taiwan to Japan. Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill."



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THE REAL STORY:

Passengers used emergency slides to evacuate a China Airlines jet just minutes before the plane burst into flames on the tarmac.

All 165 people aboard escaped unhurt, including the pilot, who jumped from the cockpit just seconds before the plane became a fireball.

An official said the aircraft skidded on the tarmac on its way from the runway to the gate after landing, the fire started when the left engine exploded after the aircraft entered the parking spot.

Check out the video below, you can even see the pilot jumping out of the cockpit at the 16-17 second mark, just before the plane bursts into flames.


 

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