Happy New Year 2007

Sunday

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GOOD NEWS

Road tax lowered on private vehicles from Jan 1

Vehicle owners will have something to celebrate this New Year - lower road tax.

Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak announced yesterday that road tax for all privately-owned cars would be reduced by between 4% and 33%, effective tomorrow.

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BAD NEWS

No bad news but everyone is hoping the petrol prices will not go up



What is your New Year resolution?

This is my resolution for 2007

To be healthy all year round
To eat more grapefruits

Reasons:
Grapefruit is gaining ground as a power food. New research shows that it can fight heart disease and cancer, trigger your body to lose weight and even help you get a better night’s sleep.
A grapefruit a day can . . .
Increase your energy levels by 43 per cent.
Combat narrowing of the arteries by 46 per cent.
Help you feel fuller between meals, making you less likely to snack.
Lower your total cholesterol and LDL (bad) cholesterol levels by eight and 11 per cent respectively.
Reduce your risk of developing lung cancer by as much as 50 per cent.
Help you lose up to nine kilograms a year.
Lower your blood pressure by more than 10 points in the top number and five points in the bottom.
Improve the quality of your sleep by 64 per cent.

 

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Steamix connection

Friday

Everyone is blaming the Taiwan earthquake for damn slow internet connection,
Some curse Steamix for taking a long long time to download porn

I don't blame anybody but everytime I click on Google it pop out this screen

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I phone Steamix Hotline for help and I got this reply

BILL ANDA BELUM DI BAYAR
FRESH AIR PERCUMA
TOLONG BAYAR BILL ANDA DENGAN SEGERA

 

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Taxis turned den of sin

Thursday



Source: The Star


Taxis turned den of sin

SOME students from institutions of higher learning are willing to pay taxi drivers a hefty sum to use the back seat of their vehicles for a bit of hanky-panky, Harian Metro reported.

According to the paper, they are prepared to fork out RM100 for a half-hour ride.

The students appear unembarrassed to remove their clothing while engaging in sexual activity the back seat, seemingly oblivious to the presence of the driver in front.

At times, they are willing to pay more to the drivers when their 30 minutes are up so that they can continue with their activities.

Drivers critical of such acts can expect a tongue-lashing from their passengers.

The behaviour of these students have forced several taxi drivers disgusted by such acts to place “No Kissing Please” signs in their vehicles.

One driver known as Lim, 40, was quoted as saying that he had ferried such passengers and was sickened by the way they had turned his taxi into a den of sin.

“They normally want me to take a trip to outside the city because they don't want stares from the public,” he said when met at a taxi stand in Jalan Duta in Kuala Lumpur.

Noting that he was surprised to see such conduct, Lim said he had warned some couples to refrain from this sort of deeds.

“But I have been shouted at and told not to interfere,” he said.
“I don't mind if they just hold hands or hug each other, but if it reaches the stage of having sex in my car, it is a bit extreme, and I will not allow them to do so.”



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Jokes

Wednesday



Why men likes Pizza ?





Top Ten Male Professions and Why

1. Doctor. Because he says, "Take off your clothes."

2. Dentist. Because he says, "Open Wide."

3. Hairdresser. Because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown."

4. Milkman. Because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"

5. Interior Decorator. Because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."

6. Banker. Because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest."

7. Police Officer. Because he says, "Spread 'em."

8. Mailman. Because he always delivers his package.

9. Pilot. Because he takes off fast and then slows down.

10. Hunter. Because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.

 

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Christmas Fun Time

Saturday

Thank you very much for visiting my blog
I would like to take this opportunity to
wish everyone Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year

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FUN TIME is Over





I HOPE THIS CHRISTMAS WE ARE LIKE BROTHERS AND SISTERS
HO HO HO

 

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Vietnamese Bride

Wednasday


Warning: Some pictures may offend

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Visit our Store for more Vietnamese Bride
We will pack and mail to you
Guarantee the bride will not run away , no need complain to michael chong
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Santa Claus is a woman

Tuesday


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Could Santa really be a she? Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off…
For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets and mood rings left on the shelves. On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman.

Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree - still in the bag.

Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen's rack would already
be on the way to the taxidermist.

Even if the male Santa DID have reindeer, he'd still have transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost up there in the snow and clouds, and then refuse to stop and ask for directions.

Other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:
* Men can't pack a bag;
* Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet;
* Men would feel their masculinity is threatened by being seen with all those elves;
* Men don't answer their mail;
* Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly";
* Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them;
* Having to do the "Ho-Ho-Ho" thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women;
* Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.


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Vista 2007 Special Edition

Monday


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Microsoft has taken another step toward dominating every aspect of our lifes with the introduction of Contraceptive VISTA Home Basic edition, a suite of applications designed for users who engage in sex. Microsoft has been a pioneer in peer-to-peer connectivity and plug and play. It believes these technologies will give it substantial leverage in penetrating the copulation enhancement market.

The product addresses two important user concerns: the need for virus protection and the need for a firewall to ensure the non-propagation of life.

The Contraceptive suite consists of three products: Condomizer, DeFetus 1.0 (from Sementec), and AIDScan 2.1, A free copy of Intercourse Explorer 7.0 is bundled in the package. The suite also comes in two expanded versions.

Contraceptive Vista Professional is the Client / Server edition, for professionals in the sexual services sector.

Contraceptive Vista Home Basic Edition is a package for start-ups, aimed at the housewife and gigolo niches and bloggers.

While Contraceptive does not address non-traditional copulatory channels, future plug-ins are planned for next year. They will be known as BackDoor, AuraLee, TitElation, and JerkOff.

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15 Reason why Beer is better than woman

Saturday


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The Health Benefits Of Beer




My favourite beer is TIGER, Ada Ooomph
What is yours?

Take heed all you beer lovers. It is now a proven fact that beer -- yes, BEER -- can provide the same health benefits as wine. No matter what type of beer you prefer, studies show that drinking beer in moderation (up to 2 drinks a day for us guys) can and will reduce your chances of strokes, as well as heart and vascular disease.



what exactly is beer?



An average beer contains the following:


- 0 mg cholesterol
- 0 g fat
- 13 g carbohydrate
- 25 mg sodium
- protein, calcium, potassium, phosphorus, and vitamins B, B2, and B6
- alcohol

Sounds too good to be true? Not really. Considering beer was first used as a homeopathic remedy back in the good old days of the Egyptian Pharaohs thousands of years ago, things haven't changed much.

The only problem nowadays is the sad fact that several irresponsible people drink more than they should, and sobriety becomes a discarded word. Although I have listed the many good things about beer, there are also several negative aspects that I am obliged to caution you about: liver disease, obesity and alcoholism.

Of course, these adverse reactions would not occur if beer were drunk in moderation. Being responsible is always the key to having fun with friends and enjoying a nice cold glass of beer. I, for one, am going to have a beer and think that over.

Moderation is key here, as it is in all things. Beer is a wholesome drink that is made from natural ingredients, but like anything that is overused or overly consumed into the body, it, too, can cause damage and become dangerous for us. For moderate drinkers, beer can be nutritious.


‘Beer, if drank in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.’



Make your own Beer

Anyone here brew their own beer? But if you enjoy making your own beer, check out this Home Brewing website. It's got everything from a newbie guide all the way to a forum attended by a number of resident experts.
Mmmmm .. beer ...

 

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VMY 2007 Part 1- Toilet

Wednasday


Just for Laughter

Year 2007 is Visit Malaysia Year
To attract more visitors here we have to improve
our toilet facilities

Mat Salleh love to visit our green forests, so
A special toilet is made for them to answer nature call

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Mat Salleh wating for bus to come in Penang
sometimes our bus came in 3 or 4 hours interval and
they need to shit

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Mat Salleh love to drink in our Pub
They are too drunk to find the toilet
So all counter must have urinal bowl

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To attract more visitor from China we need to install
more toilet seat in Shopping centre for them to rest and shit

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Chinese tourist love open air toilet because they hate
to flush

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To cater for more Taiwanese tourist we need more Toilet themed Restaurant
They like to enjoy their food in the toilet , It taste better also

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Walking is good for you

Tuesday



If your body look like this picture you better start Walking
as exercise





We recommend walking as exercise since it costs nothing, requires no partner and expensive gadgets, but will burn nearly the same calories as jogging. It does not burden the body and if done in a calm surroundings like a park or country road will let off the tension in your mind and body.



Before you use walking as exercise

1) Make sure you do not eat an hour before going out for a walk. Digesting takes a lot of energy from the body.


If you exercise right away after eating, you are going to overburden yourself. Fruits or juices are okay since they do not tax the system as much.

2) Exercise alone will not make you healthy. No amount of walking or jogging will help the body if you do not eat properly or in love with cigarettes and alcohol. Jim Fixx, considered to be the father of running, died in his 50 s although he ran everyday. Why? Because 3 arteries from his heart were found to be severely blocked.




3) It does not really matter when you do it. Although we acknowledge that an early morning walk is better because the air is significantly fresher, for people who only have the afternoon to do it, it is okay.

4) Avoid busy roads. You need fresh air and green calming surroundings. The aim is to relax the mind as well as exercising the body. If you are taking more carbon dioxide than oxygen, you are harming your body. So, find a nice, green place.



How to do it

Actually, because the human body is designed to walk, no one should be taught how to do it. However, for walking as exercise to give more impact, this is our recommendation: -

1. Get at least 30 minutes walk everyday. Keep your pace at 3 to 5 miles an hour.
2. Vary your routes so that you are not walking on flat ground.
3. If you cannot maintain brisk pace, this is what you should do. Alternate between a 2 minutes brisk walk with a more comfortable pace for the next 2 minutes. After that 2 minutes “rest”, pick up your pace again. If you can maintain brisk walk, do it for approximately 20 minutes.

 

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Should foreign prostitutes be whipped?

Saturday





Malaysian lawmakers have called for foreign prostitutes to be whipped as a deterrent to others considering coming here to work in the sex industry, a report said on Tuesday.

Mohamed Aziz, from the ruling National Front coalition, told parliament he had met a transvestite from Brunei who said he moved to Malaysia because the rules here were more lenient.

"He told me that in Brunei, prostitutes would be whipped," he said, according to the Star daily.

"If we can impose whipping for drug addicts, why can't we do the same for prostitutes," he said in a proposal that was supported by at least one other lawmaker.

Malaysia's government is considering introducing tougher laws against prostitution amid concerns over an influx of foreign sex workers who are using tourist visas to enter the country.

Deputy internal security minister Johari Baharum has said that over 15 500 foreign women were arrested for prostitution from 2004 to July 2006, including more than 6 000 from China, 4 596 from Indonesia, 2 613 from Thailand and 1 316 from the Philippines.

Women from Vietnam, Cambodia, Uzbekistan, India, Myanmar, Russia, Laos and Cambodia also come to Malaysia to engage in the sex trade, he said.






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Genting to build Singapore's 2nd casino

Friday








"We are extremely delighted to have been chosen and are very excited and honored to be entrusted with the great task of taking Singapore's tourism sector to the next level," Lim Kok Thay, chairman of Genting International and Star Cruises, said in a statement. "It will change the face of tourism in the region. We are confident that by 2010, Resorts World at Sentosa will attract 15 million visitors."

The plan includes six hotels — one designed by American architect Michael Graves — with more than 1,800 rooms. Genting also promises a 20-acre marine park, including a whale shark lagoon.

Resorts World at Sentosa will also include a Universal Studios theme park — the second in Asia — with 22 attractions, 16 designed specifically for Singapore and an animation studio. The Universal Studios park will take up roughly half of the site.

The resort will have meeting facilities, retail stores and a 1,600-seat theater for a resident show produced by some members of the creative team behind Cirque du Soleil.

 

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