2007-Year of the pig






1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007


People born in the Year of the Pig are chivalrous and gallant. Whatever they do, they do with all their strength. For Boar Year people, there is no left or right and there is no retreat. They have tremendous fortitude and great honesty. They don’t make many friends but they make them for life, and anyone having a Boar Year friend is fortunate for they are extremely loyal. They don’t talk much but have a great thirst for knowledge. They study a great deal and are generally well informed. Boar people are quick tempered, yet they hate arguments and quarreling. They are kind to their loved ones. No matter how bad problems seem to be, Boar people try to work them out, honestly if sometimes impulsively. They are most compatible with Rabbits and Sheep.

 

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My first song

This is the first song I learned at the Kindergarten
My parent send me to this Boobs Kindergarten at age 5
and now my brain is full of boobies

For those who had forgotten their ABC please learn from here
Sing together and have fun





 

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Women English Verses Men English

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No t*ts
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

Men and women are very distinct creatures. While men have a tendency to be straightforward, women are often not so simple. When trying to understand what she really means, you are sometimes better off reading between the lines.

But don't get disheartened just yet. The following test with help you bridge the gap between what she means and what she says.






MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have s*x?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s*x with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s*x with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s*x with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s*x with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally.....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside

 

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One moral question

THINKING ALLOWED




So where do you stand morally?

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which
you will have to make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.




THE SITUATION
You are in Kota Tinggi, Johor.
There is chaos all around you caused by a typhoon with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photo journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're

caught in the middle of this epic disaster.

The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing
under the water.
Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST
Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to
be taken down with the debris.
You move closer.
Somehow the man looks familiar.
You suddenly realize who it is.
It's the MIC President .

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
under forever.



You have two options- you can save the life of the MIC President, or you can

shoot a dramatic Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the

world's most famous men.


THE QUESTION

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.......


Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic

simplicity of black and white?

 

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Light-up bras- latest fashion





Add a spark to your day -- and nights -- with lingerie that lights up.
A U.S. firm is selling bras and camisoles trimmed with colourful light-emitting diodes (LEDs), as well as sequins and feathers, that literally put your cleavage in the spotlight.

"Light-up bras make a popular addition to any outfit, and will definitely bring you attention," the company, Enlighted, says on its Web site (www.enlighted.com).

The California-based company custom-makes lingerie, including hot pink bras trimmed in marabou and lights and "wearable art" bras that have LEDs and sequins arranged in geometric patterns. It also puts LEDs on clothes, shoes and hats.

Enlighted says the clothing is safe and comfortable, despite all the wiring and the battery needed to power the lights.

"Our electronics are lightweight, flexible and concealed within fabric linings. Seriously, you'd forget about the lights if you didn't have so many people staring at you!" it said.

Hurry up, please order for your girlfriends this coming Chinese New Year
Your girlfriends will surely appreciate you and let you stare at her lighted bra for the whole night and if you are lucky you may raba raba a bit

 

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Free IQ test

Average IQ map of the world




SOURCE

Now you can take this challenge
Don't worry if you have low score
Have some fun and enjoy yourself
Inform your friends to try this IQ test




 

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Test your love

The LoveTest started out when I was still in School. A couple of love and romance tests circulated in our classes and we were quite interested in knowing the results of how we matched to our dream girl/boy. Being a teenager was hard enough, but not having any clue about your dream partner was even worse.



 

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Chinese New Year mood already

Chinese New Year is around the corner.
Every Chinese is busy shopping for their favourite clothings
and decorating items
Everywhere you can see people buy buy buy
OMG also join in to feel the Chinese New Year Mood

Plese feel free to print out this poster and paste on your door for good Luck



If you need extra money for the coming Chinese new year
you may ask Choy Sun to help you.
Of course if you have the Luck, Choy Sun will help you
Please don't forget to belanja me if you strike






Wishing all my Chinese readers GONG XI FA CAI

 

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We are in Yes-Boleh land

Just for laughter

This is our only weapon
Blogger stay United, No Fear !!!!


Even if you hang me I will tell the truth and nothing but the truth


Even if you fried me I am not afraid to tell the truth

 

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Are you getting old?

At twenty we worry about what others think of us; at forty we don't care about what others think of us; at sixty we discover they haven't been thinking about us at all.

Life begin at 60
Do not be afraid of old age
As we grow older we grow both more foolish and wiser at the same time.



At 60 I am still Young at heart


Sexy or not??


NB: Previous images removed as advised

 

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How to make men save money

COLLECTING EURO MONEY has to be one of the most exciting and rewarding hobbies to emerge in recent years for men. Euro Banknotes are among the world's finest and most beautiful pieces of printing and graphic design. They provide fascinating insight into exotic cultures and historic events. The wide variety allows an almost unlimited choice of collecting themes. It's an exciting yet relaxing hobby carrying prestige, yet affordable to all. It's a healthy and richly educational pursuit which promotes international understanding and friendship.


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Cover up or else

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Kelantan MPKB is busy erecting signboard for VMY 2007

Women working in retail outlets and restaurants in
Kelantan have been warned to mind their dressing or be prepared to
face a fine.

The Kota Baru Municipal Council (MPKB) has announced that it
would "no longer tolerate indecent dressing" by women, both Muslim
and non-Muslim.

Public relations officer said that under local
council by-laws women who "dressed sexily or indecently" could be
fined up to RM500.
Tight-fitting tops and pants were not allowed, even for non-Muslims,
Under the standard dress code here, a Muslim women has to be covered
until the ankles and wear a tudung. Non-Muslim women are required to
wear decent clothes.


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Ass letterbox for faster mail



Goods News: No more late delivery of letters
Install Ass Letterbox
Our Postmen enjoy putting your letters inside the Ass
Only available at Yesboleh Store

Of late, snail mail has been taking longer to reach its destination, and letters have been delivered to the wrong houses.

A good number of people in the Klang Valley, from residents to professionals, said they had encountered problems with the postal service.

Most of the letters take about one week to reach destinations within the Klang Valley

This slow delivery has affected business, especially when legal matters and billing were involved.

It gets worse during festive seasons when people send greeting cards. That’s when letters take two weeks to be delivered.

 

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Staring over women's breast is good for men



This is not a joke. It came from the New England Journal of Medicine.
Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier." "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."



Staring at women's breasts is most likely too...
Select an option:

Increase men's lifespans.
Have no effect on men's lifespans.
Put men at risk of severe bodily harm


Results

 

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The Truth about Beer drinking




Recently, University of Botswana scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8 ) Had to sit down while urinating.

 

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Male Pregnancy





Join physicians and scientists around the world in monitoring Mr. Lee's pregnancy online.

So wonderful Man can get pregnant
Woman now cannot tarik harga





UPDATE: 4 APR 2008

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Thomas Beatie said "This doesn't make me less of a man,"

A married man who used to be a woman says that he is pregnant .
He wed Nancy, 45, in Hawaii in 2003 and they decided to have children. But because she'd had a hysterectomy, Thomas tried for a baby using a donor and a home kit. He is now due to give birth to a baby girl on July 3.

“How does it feel to be a pregnant man? Incredible,” wrote Thomas Beatie, 34, from the Pacific North West of the United States, in the latest issue of the gay magazine The Advocate.
“Despite the fact that my belly is growing with a new life inside me, I am stable and confident being the man that I am.”
Mr Beatie was born female, named Tracy Lagondino, but had gender reassignment surgery and is now legally male and married to a woman.
He decided to carry a baby for his wife, Nancy, because she had a hysterectomy years ago. He was able to get pregnant because he kept his female organs when he switched genders.

UPDATE: 4th July 2008

Thomas Beatie, known as The Pregnant Man, has given birth to a girl, media reported Friday.
The 34-year-old transgender man welcomed a daughter at an Oregon hospital on June 29 2008.
The baby girl is Thomas's first child.
"The only thing different about me is that I can't breastfeed my baby. But a lot of mothers don't," the man was quoted as saying.
Beatie said the baby was not delivered via C-section, though published reports had said it would be. He intends to publish a book about his experience this fall, the reports said.
Doctors say Thomas Beatie is not the first transgender man to give birth. Writing in March, he said: "I will be my daughter's father and Nancy will be her mother. We will be a family."

UPDATE: 13 NOV 2008

A US transgender man Thomas Beatie is pregnant with his second child
After nine doctors declined to help, the Beaties decided to take the do-it-yourself route.
"First, they bought donor sperm on the Internet and Nancy Beatie used a syringe she had bought at a pet store to inseminate her husband," ABC News reported.
"Soon after, a home pregnancy test confirmed that he was pregnant."

UPDATE: 14 Jun 2009



The transsexual and his wife Nancy are now parents of a boy has told the U.S. television channel ABC. Last year the couple had already been through an artificial insemination have a daughter. She was born in a hospital in Oregon without a Caesarean birth.

The message from the "pregnant man" had worldwide stir. It was Beati born than girls, and was first called Tracy. Beati initially lived in a lesbian relationship with Nancy.

Beati 1998 underwent a successful sex change, but kept ovaries and uterus and none underwent surgery for an artificial penis. And because his wife after a severe operation, no more kids can get just to pay the husband of the girl.

 

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Backup my Brain

Tuesday





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3. Adult memories backup
4. Food preferences backup
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9. Professional skills backup
10. Sex skills backup
11. Sport skills backup
12. Hobbies backup
13. Bad habits backup
14. Addictions backup
15. Love stories backup
16. Complexes backup
17. Phobias backup
18. Emotional type backup
19. Alternative identities backup

 

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Give me strength

Monday


Dear Readers,
Please say this prayer if you hate Monday!!




MONDAY MAGIC

Great Magic....Try it

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here is a mathematical surprise
First enter 777,multiply ur age with it and then multiply by 13.
see the result u will get triple surprised.
For Example......
777 x ur age x 13 =

 

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Spray-On Condoms

Wednasday


Safe Sex Made Easy With New Spray-On Condoms
Made from Malaysian Rubber Latex

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Our Malaysian Yesboleh team is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom. It works by spraying on Malaysia rubber latex from nozzles on all sides. We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash. The plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds.

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No more strewn condom wrappers or pesky imprints in your wallet … the condom of the future will be spray-as-you-go.

In conjunction with Visit Malaysia Year 2007
we would like to promote our product only to tourists because
Malaysian will never try Yesboleh Product

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For added safety of this product we enclosed an audio cassete
on How to use this Spray-On Condoms effectively

Always trust Malaysian Rubber Latex
I hope one day Yesboleh Spray-On Condoms will be tested in Space
by Malaysian Astronaut

 

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Tammy NYP is hot again

Tuesday





Now Tammny got a new blog. She mention in her blog,

Yeah!!!! I’m back with a totally new blog! YuhOoOoo!!! Guess how long i took to complete this blog?? Hee… Only 3 hours! From 9 hours to 3 hours! Can’t believe it right?? I know i’m a genius.. only my second time doing this and i improved by 6 hours!

PLEASE DO NOT LINK ME!!!! The reason that i closed down my previous blog is due to “you know what la”. Stupid people see my blog then start giving stupid comment. Haiz… Hope it doesnt happen again. If not i need to spend hours creating blog again!



She is now a totally new person

 

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VMY 2007 Part 2 Toilet

Monday


23 Air Con self cleaning toilets is installed in KL city
for Visit Malaysia Year 2007
Each usage cost RM 1
Very expensive for the local
but very comfortable

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Local are advised not to squad on the closet
Malaysian style of shitting
Bad habit die hard

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VMY 2007 is very important for the Kampong or Villages
More clean and comfortable toilets will be installed
To promote our local car industries we will use more
local parts for our toilet

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