You might not have known this but a lot of non-living objects are
actually either male or female. Come and guess the answer. Have fun:
FREEZER BAGS: They are
because they hold everything in - but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are
because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again, and because they are an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed but can also wreak
havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TIRES: Tires are
because they go bald easily & are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: A ------------ object -
because to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under
SPONGES: These are
because they are soft, squeezable & retain water.
WEB PAGES: These are
because they are constantly being looked at & frequently getting hit on.
because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are
because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
because in the last 5000 years they've hardly changed
at all & are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Of course
Ha! You probably thought it would be male,
but consider this: it easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it
& while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps