When to fart?

Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing.








WHEN YOU SHOULD NEVER FART:
1. Inside a crowded Lift.
2. Inside a public library.
3. On a crowded train.
4. Whilst giving a speech.
5. In Church.
6. Whilst on a date.
7. In a packed lecture theatre.
8. In your office.
9. At a cinema.
10. In a walk-in freezer - it'll linger a while
11. In a ticket line.
13. On an airplane.
14. During confession
15. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky.
16. In bed when you're feeling frisky
17. While fighting fire in a burning building
19. In a patrol car for a minor violation



WHEN TO FART:
1. Bosses office as you are about to leave. - best to make sure it's silent but violent.
2. In a bathroom.
3. In the cashiers line - it's bound to speed things up.
4. The empty elevator before you get off.
5. Beside an occupied dressing room - no doubt it'll quickly become unnocupied.
6. Your co-workers cubicle at the office.
7. When deep sea diving.
8. Back seat of the Police Mobile after being arrested.
9. In your car if you've been carjacked.
10. During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.
11. During Bloggers Gather Party on March 9th 2007, Federal Hotel

 

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New local airline to operate from Penang

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A peep into the low cost airplane
NOW EVERYONE CAN SIT AND FLY
Please bring your own drinks or food


BUTTERWORTH: A new local airline will operate from the Penang International Airport in Bayan Lepas by April.

Transport Minister Datuk Seri Chan Kong Choy said the airline was in the final stage of obtaining the permits to set up its base at the airport.

“We hope the company can start operating by April. It will use Penang as its main hub to fly to other parts of the country and to Asean countries,” he told newsmen at the Bagan MCA division’s Chinese New Year open house yesterday.

The minister, who is the MCA deputy president, said the airport in Penang, which had the capacity to handle five million passengers annually, only handled about three million last year.

“We hope this (the new local airline) will boost the tourism industry in Penang,” he said.

Asked if the move would affect Malaysia Airlines and AirAsia, Chan said: “Healthy competition is good for the aviation industry.”

Chan said that the Penang Government was also working closely with his ministry to turn the airport into a regional hub for budget airlines.


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Learn to speak Hokkien in 2 easy steps

Hokkien New Year is around the corner
Learn to speak Chinese Hokkien in 2 easy steps

STEP 1




STEP 2





Hokkien :Ancient Imperial Language of China – 2,000 Years Ago



How Did it Sound Like? (Mind you, it's no way similar to Mandarin)
Has this Ancient Language Survived?
Who Speaks it Today?

You'll be Surprised. You have heard it. You, your parents, or grandparents may still be speaking this ancient, archaic language!

Yes, it's HOKKIEN (Fujian/Minnan Hua)



Hokkien is:

1. The surviving language of the Tang Dynasty (618-907AD), China 's Golden Age of Culture.
Note: The Hokkien we hear today may have "evolved" from its original form 2,000 years ago, but it still retains the main elements of the Tang Dynasty Language.

2. Hokkiens are the surviving descendants of the Tang Dynasty -- When the Tang Dynasty collapsed, the people of the Tang Dynasty fled South and sought refuge in the Hokkien ( Fujian ) province. Hence, Hokkien called themselves
Tng-lang (Tang Ren or People of the Tang Dynasty) instead of Hua Lang (Hua Ren).

3. Hokkien has 8 tones instead of Mandarin's 4. Linguists claim that ancient languages tend to have more complex tones.

4. Hokkien retains the ancient Chinese pronunciation of "K-sounding" endings (for instance, Hak Seng (student),
Tua Ok (university), Thak Chek (read a book/study) -- the "k" sounding ending is not found in Mandarin.

5. The collection of the famous "Three Hundred Tang Dynasty Poems" sound better when recited in Hokkien/Teochew if compared to Mandarin.

6. Consider this for a moment: Today, the Hokkien Nam Yim ochestral performance still has its roots in ancient Tang dynasty music. Here's the proof: The formation of today Nam Yim ensemble is typically seen in ancient Tang dynasty paintings of musicians.



More Astonishingly:



Although not genetically-related, Hokkiens, Koreans and Japanese share many similar words (which are different from Mandarin).



That's because Hokkien was the official language of the powerful Tang Dynasty whose influence and language spread to Japan and Korea (just like Latin – where many words were borrowed by the English, French, Italian, etc). Here are just a few words in Hokkien, Japanese & Korean for your comparison:

Hokkien Korean Japanese
Sin Boon (news) Sin Mun Shinbun - newspaper
Cheng Hu (government) Chong Bu
Pang (room) Pang
Chhia (car/vehicle) Ch'a
Mui/M'ng (door) Mun
P'hio (ticket) P'yo
Eng Wan (eternal) Yong Won
Chaek (book) Ch'ae
Ki (flag) Ki Ki
Kang river) Gang/Kang
Poh Hiam (insurance) Poh Ham
Sio Sim (caution) Cho sim
Mo Kui (demon) Ma gui
Cham (attend/join/mix) Ch'am sok
Kantan (simple) Gan Dan
Sin Sei Kai (new world) Shin Sae Gae
Kok Ka (nation) Kuk Kka
Hya (elder brother) Hyaeng
Choon Pi (prepare) Jun Bi
Si Kan (time) Si Kan
Kam tong (emotion, feeling) Kam Jong Kanjoo
Kamsia (gratitude, thanks) Kam Sa Kansha
Keat Hoon (marriage) Kyol Hon Kekkon
Oon Tong (exercise) Un Dong Undoo
Tua Ok (university) Tae Hak Daigaku
Aun Chuan (safety) An Jon An Zen
Mua Chiok(satisfaction) Man Jok Manzoku
Ai Lang (lover) Ae In Aijin
Seng Kong (success) Song Kong Seikoo
Chhiu Sat (suicide) Cha sal Jisatsu
Pu Do (grapes) P'o d'o Budoo
Chin Por (progress) Chin bo Shinpo

To all 49 Million Hokkien Speakers:
Be Proud of Your Ancient Hokkien Heritage & Language! Speak it Loud and Clear. Teach Your Future Generation this Imperial Language, Less it Fades Away. Be Proud Children of the Tang Emperors.
To all Mandarin-speaking friends out there -- do not look down on your other Chinese friends who do not speak Mandarin – whom you guys fondly refer to as "Bananas". In fact, they are speaking a language which is much more ancient & linguistically complicated than Mandarin.
Keep in mind that Mandarin is just:
1. A Northern Chinese dialect (heavily influenced by non Han Chinese) that was elevated to the status of National Language by Sun Yat Sen for the sake of China 's national unity.
2. Mandarin was never spoken by your proud, imperial Tang Dynasty ancestors. It was probably spoken by the Northern (Non-Han) Jurchen, Mongols and Manchu minority. Start speaking the language of your ancestors today.
Other interesting links
: http://www.famouschinese.com/virtual/Penang_Hokkien


 

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Choose your own baby sex





Hope it is useful for some of you in planning stage. For those of you do not have any plan in the near future, you can keep it for future reference.


Background:
Man’s sperm consists of X & Y spermatozoa, X spermatozoon decides the female whereas Y is the male. Referring to these physiological properties of the spermatozoa, gynecologists set up the theory of ‘Choice of a girl or a boy’.


1st factor: Food

If you want a baby girl:
Husband must eat more alkaline food, wife eats more acidic food.
If you want a baby boy:
Husband eats more acidic food, wife eats more alkaline food.

Alkaline food: vegetables, fruits, egg white, milk, algae, etc.
Acidic food: meat, seafood, etc.


2nd factor: Timing (When to do it?)

If you want a baby girl:
Frequent copulation during pre-ovulation period.
If you want a baby boy:
Copulating just before ovulation or just after ovulation.

How to confirm ovulation period:
Body temperature increases (you may want to use SPC chart to monitor your body temperature here).


3rd factor: Penetration (How to do it?)

If you want a baby girl:
Husband to avoid deep penetration in the female vagina during copulation.
If you want a baby boy:
Deep penetration by the husband is suggested.

Reasoning:
Characteristics of X & Y spermatozoa
X: Marathon runner with good stamina
Y: Sprinter but poor stamina
So, with deep penetration, the chances for Y to reach destination will be higher.


4th factor: Stimulation

If you want a baby girl:
Wife should avoid stimulation during copulation. Secretion from female vagina becomes alkaline when stimulated, therefore this promotes the activity of Y spermatozoon.
If you want a baby boy:
Husband ejaculates after wife has been stimulated.


5th factor: Wife’s Preparation

If you want a baby girl:
Rinse the vagina with solution dissolving 2 spoonfuls of white vinegar in 1 liter of water. Since an acidic condition decreases activity of Y spermatozoon.
If you want a baby boy:
Rinse the vagina with solution dissolving 2 spoonfuls of soda in 1 liter of water.


6th factor: Positioning

If you want a baby girl:
Female to be on the top position & male to be on the bottom position.
If you want a baby boy:
Male to be on the top position & female to be on the bottom position. This posture allows the Y spermatozoon to reach the destination faster.




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The wisdom of our (?) ancestors!
For those planning to have a baby & those who will need to plan in future, the chart below may help you to predict the sex of your future child.
The accuracy of the chart has been proved by thousands of People and is believed to be 99 percent accurate.
Believe it or not.





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EXPLANATION
You can choose for yourself whether you want a boy or a girl by following the chart. The woman’s age from 18 to 45 (Chinese reckoning) is on the top line while the months Jan to Dec indicate the month when the baby is conceived. By following the chart you will be able to tell in advance whether your baby will be a boy or a girl. Thus, you can plan to have a boy or a girl.

This chart has been taken from a Royal tomb near Peking, China. The original copy is kept in the institute of Science of Peking. The accuracy of the chart has been proved by thousands of People and is believed to be 99 percent accurate. By reckoning, you follow a line drawn from the figure representing the woman’s age to a line drawn from the month the baby is conceived.
For instance, if the woman is 27 years old and her baby is conceived in Month 1 (according to the Chinese Lunar Calendar), then her baby will be a girl. The chart is based on the month the baby is conceived and not on the birth of the baby .

Remarks: A Chinese Scientist discovered and drew this chart which was buried in a Royal tomb about 700 years ago.

 

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Should men wear chastity belt ?


Chastity belts become more popular with modern men
Just one quick look at men's chastity belts is enough to make you shudder at such antihuman invention of the mankind. British and German women, however, feel free to make their husbands wear genital irons before letting them leave for work. The most horrible thing about it is that "cuffed" men do not give way to despair: they easily communicate with other men, who have their penises locked up in their pants. Chastity belts pose only one problem for their owners - men feel shy to use public toilets.

Men's chastity belts were invented for the first time in England, at the end of the 19th century. The Victorian epoch generated terrifying devices to subdue the lustful nature of a man. Chastity belts became popular with men only a few years ago. The advantage of wearing a chastity belt was exposed to men of the world in 2002. Salzburg lawyer Henrich Firshman was accused of sexual harassment at work. The lawyer's wife told the judge that the suit filed against her husband was groundless, because the man had been wearing a chastity belt at work for two years. The belt was presented at the court - it looked quite worn out. In addition, forensic experts proved that the belt was worn by Firshmen. The chastity belt saved the man's career and relieved him of the need to pay thousands of euros of penalties. About 30,000 European men come to work wearing chastity belts nowadays. This astounding Puritanism during the age of sexual revolution has been probably caused with people's wish to be 100 percent sure of their faithfulness. It is noteworthy that women wear chastity belts in such families too. Chastity belts are presumably worn by gigolos. European women have a fondness for hiring young men from developing countries for sexual favors. Women pay them 500 euros a month, but they also make their young studs wear chastity belts to protect them against their own frivolous behavior. According to websites, which sell men's chastity belts, modern gigolos are ready to stand any humiliation for money. Experienced gigolos advise amateurs to ask for expensive plastic chastity belts from their women. Plastic belts, they say, do not jingle and more importantly - they do not cause any inconveniences with metal detectors in stores and airports. Specialists of medicine say, however, that chastity belts are very harmful to men. They are very tight and rigid; they may block blood flow and cause painful edema, tissue numbness and even temporal impotence. Women's chastity belts are a lot less problematic - they do not exert any negative influence on the sexual function of a woman.




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FEMALE CHASTITY BELT

Women should wear chastity belts to thwart rape and incest and "to protect themselves from sex maniacs".

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Chinese New Year games to play

GONG XI FA CAI
KEONG HEE HUAT CHAI
KONG HEE FATT CHOY

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR

Mahjong is a fun family game, similar to gin rummy. As children my brother and I used to love shuffling the tiles around and building the walls for the next hand!
This is our favourite games on Chinese New Year days.
Hope you like to play.








 

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Gong Xi FaCai to you


Dear Readers,

May joy, happiness, wealth and health come to you
throughout the Year of the Red Pig!










 

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Optical Illusion-How good is your brain

Very sorry this optical illusion is for men only .
Happy Valentine to you.

HOW GOOD IS YOUR CONCENTRATION










Optical Illusion Part 2

Stare at her for 20 sec
Imagine she was your piao meh
Then move the mouse toward your piao meh
What you see???
Happy Valentine to you









 

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Optical Illusion-How good is your eyesight?

This is possibly one of the most unbeleivable optical illusions in existence.

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Ok now tell me which one is darker A or B??
pretty simple leh... ITs "A" ,right???
BUT YOU ARE WRONG MY DEAR FRIEND...

No matter how hard you look, you may not be able to convince yourself that the two squares are the identical shade of grey
i.e in simple language both A and B are of same shade or color
I M NOT NOT JOKING.
ITS REALLY UNBELEIVABLE!!!!
i know you think that i am joking



OK ,I CAN PROVE THAT
"A" AND "B" ARE OF SAME SHADE.




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For Those Not Expecting Sex on Valentine's Day, There's Something Better









Now, of course, we do not face any risk of being alone on Valentine's Day and absolutely know what we'll be doing. The same thing most couple's will be doing ... having our twice yearly (Valentine's Day and birthday) sessions of crazy love making. Anyway, because we care so much about people, we were concerned about all you single folks out there. You have to have something to do too, on what may be one of the most depressing days of the year for you.

SO, I have a list for you .... of things you can do that are actually BETTER than sex (I'm just saying that for your benefit ... you won't see me doing any of these things and pass up one of my two chances this year). I know you're excited, so I'll get right to it. Here are 10 things that are better than sex:



Golf ... because if you get it in the hole you don't feel obligated to stay the night.

Trick or treating ... because if you don't like what you get at one house, you can always go next door.

Coffee ... because it just tastes better.

Chocolate ... because you can have it on your desk at work without upsetting any of your co-workers.

Studying ... because when you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

Poker ... because everyone expects you to fake it.

Beer or Ohkau... because you can always have another one (I can think of another one too, but I think the ladies may get mad at me).

Snooker ... because people cheer when you score.

Solitaire ... because if you play drunk, you won't regret it in the morning.

Karaoke ... because you're always sure to find someone worse than you are.

Hope everyone of you enjoy your Valentine

 

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Why do we celebrate Valentine's Day?


Why do we celebrate Valentine's Day?

We celebrate Valentine's Day, because until 1969, it was one of the many Saint's Days observed by the Catholic Church. It was dedicated to the patron saint of romantic causes, St. Valentine.

Although it was removed from the Church's calendar in 1969, the religious meaning coupled with Valentine's Day's roots in Roman paganism have allowed it to continue as a holiday for everyone.

Early Christians saw Valentine's Day as a way to honor St. Valentine, of whom there were actually three. The Catholic Church recognizes three saints by that name, all who were martyred on February 14.

The St. Valentine the day is named for was, most likely, a priest in the 3rd century who performed secret marriages when the Roman Emperor Claudius II thought single soldiers were more likely to enlist in the army. That St. Valentine was imprisoned and executed on February 4, 270. It is believed he was responsible for giving the jailer's blind daughter back her eyesight, and before his execution, he sent herss a note saying, "From your Valentine." The phrase is still widely used on valentines today.

It wasn't until 1537 that St. Valentine's day was declared an official holiday. England's King Henry VIII, known for his ways of disposing of wives, declared February 14th a holiday. It was another century and a half before religious devotional cards became non-religious cards to reflect the change in the holiday.

In 496 A.D., February 14, was declared in the name of St. Valentine by Pope Gelasius. It remained a Church holiday until 1969, when Pope Paul VI took it from the calender.

On February 14, the ancient Romans celebrated the Feast of Lupercalia in honor of Juno, the queen of the Roman gods and goddesses. Juno was also the goddess of womesn and marriage so honoring her was thought to be a fertility rite.

At the feast held the next day, the women would write love letters and stick them in a large urn. The men would pick a letter from the urn and for the next year, pursue the woman who wrote the chosen letter. This custom lasted until the 1700s when people decided their beloveds should be chosen by sight, not luck.

 

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Bloggers together gather party







Can anyone sponsor me to this party?
I am broke

 

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Valentine Kissing Tips




Valentine French Kissing tips

This is a guide to basic kissing, i.e. you learn the basics and get the basics right, then experiment and try different styles and more advanced techniques.

The basics

1. Brush your teeth, get a good bath, nicely groomed and clean and fresh, before meeting the other person. There's nothing worse than kissing the rear end of a garbage truck




2. Get into a comfortable position - you can't kiss if your back feels like it's gonna break. Suggestion - Sit side by side on a comfy sofa.

3. Hold your lover , firmly but gently - don't cause pain. Suggestion would be to hold the shoulders, the neck or gently on the side of the face, one side or both sides.

4. Move your faces closer. Don't bump noses. Suggestion would be the guy angle his face slightly so you don't bump noses.




5. Kiss gently, normal closed lips kissing, and close your eyes. Closing your eyes increases the sensations you feel, and also sets the mood.

6. Continue kissing gently. Get comfortable with simple closed lips, lip-to-lip kissing before going anywhere else.

7. If fine till here, tentatively, slowly and lightly draw your tongue across the other person's lips.

8. Chances are from here, if the other person lightly parts her tongue, slowly explore the other person's tongue in a light licking motion.

9. The tongue has a very sensitive surface, which is why tongue to tongue is the essence of french kissing.

10. After you've tried lightly licking the other person's tongue, you can try sucking on it, wrestling with it ( see if you can hold it to the floor of her mouth ) and other things like that.

11. Explore the other areas of the mouth. Especially the roof of the mouth. Lightly lick, or tickle the area with your tongue.

12. Don't bite. whatever you do, don't bite.

13. Don't swing your tongue round and round like a windmill. Explore lightly, don't drill your way through.

14. Breathe through your nose. Breathe through your nose. I say again, breathe through your nose.



Ten facts you need to know about kissing

Kisses have a right to take an honorable position on the list of functions of the human brain. Every human being living on planet Earth enables this function throughout their lives: women kiss men, men kiss women, Fidel Castro kisses Kim Jong-Il, etc. It is generally believed that one does not have to be smart to learn how to kiss. However, the issue is worth being analyzed from the scientific point of view.
A lot of scientists dedicated their numerous works to the matter of people's desire to kiss each other. Below you can find ten facts about the art of kissing.

1.About 30 muscles work very actively during the renowned French kiss: twelve of them control the movements of lips and eleven muscles are responsible for the tongue. The "French experience" accelerates the pulse from 70 to 150 beats per minute.

2. Young people start kissing two or three years before they launch their sex lives. Fifty percent of males experience the excitement of the first kiss at 13 or 14 years of age.

3. The longest kiss ever lasted for 17 days, 10 hours and 30 minutes. The record can be found in the Guinness Book of World Records, although the kissing couple had to be hospitalized with severe exhaustion. When they recovered, they never met each other again.

4. Kissing on the lips is the most popular way of kissing among men – over 67 percent of men expressed their approval. Fifty-six percent of men said they had nothing against kissing on the cheeks and 26 percent highly appreciated intimate kisses of the genitals (don't tell anyone). Toe kissing enjoys the smallest popularity – only one percent of male respondents approved it.

5. Fifteen percent of women said they would be ready to break apart with their boyfriend just because of his bad kissing capabilities. Women hate it, when the man's tongue is weak at kissing.

6. There are 278 types of germs living in the mouth of a human being. Those germs are harmless: when two people kiss, thousands of germs flow from one mouth to another. In such cases they produce enzymes and natural antibiotics for self-defense. As a result, the bodies of the two kissing individuals develop resistibility against all other pathogenic bacteria.

7. Lipstick commercials deliberately falsify the truth. Sixty-three percent of male respondents said that they prefer to kiss women's lips without lipstick on. They said that it was more natural and did not leave any traces all over the face. Forty-nine percent of men said that they liked to kiss slightly moisturized and soft lips. Only 35 percent said that they adored full, erotic lips aka Pamela Anderson. Monica Belucci, Julia Roberts and Sharon Stone are most popular celebrities, whose lips are considered very attractive for kisses.

8. Fifty-five percent of respondents said that the kiss of Vivien Leigh and Clark Gable was the most outstanding in "Gone with the Wind." Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas rank second with their "Basic Instinct" kiss. Hugh Grant and Andie MacDowell finish the top three of best cinema kisses with their romantic kiss in heavy rainfall in "Four Weddings and a Funeral".

9. Scientists say that humans started kissing each other in the Age of Reptiles. However, the fact was acknowledged only in the XVI century. Earlier documentation and literature do not contain any description of kisses between man and woman. On the other hand, the characters of antiquity and ancient East greeted each other with kisses, even if they were kisses between two men - it was considered absolutely normal.

10. Forty-four percent of male and 48 percent of female respondents said they could not stand bites in the exquisite process of kissing. Women (39 percent) do not like to kiss slobbery men, although only 23 percent of men said that they were against the wet kissing. The most important kind of kiss, as 54 percent of men said, is to kiss a woman that you do not like.

 

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Behind every successful man stands a woman

You believe it or not....it's true and this incredible Picture proves it !!!!

Just press CTRL+A to select all and you will know why it is so....!!!!
It's miraculous.........isn't it ?


success woman

 

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One Magical Word





I feel S.U.C.K.E.D. when you use the word F.U.C.K. It is one of the most beautiful word

English language should be proud of it. I don't think any other language has any such

beautiful word.

One Tom from California has done a great research on it. I think he must be the famous

Tom - "Tom D.I.C.K. Harry fame. He says," one of the most interesting word in English

language today is the word F.U.C.K. it is ONE MAGICAL WORD just by it sounds it can

describe PAIN, PLEASURE, HATE & LOVE. In language it falls into many grammatical

categories. It can be use as a verb both TRANSITIVE - "John F.U.C.K.E.D. Marry" and

INTRANSITIVE - "Marry was F.U.C.K.E.D. by John", and as a NOUN - "Marry is a fine

F.U.C.K." It can be used as an ADJECTIVE - "Marry is F.U.C.K.I.N.G. beautiful". As you can

see there are not many words with the versadity of F.U.C.K., besides the sexual meaning

there are also the following uses:

IGNORENCE --- F.U.C.K.E.D. if I know !!!
TROUBLE --- I guess, I am F.U.C.K.E.D. now !!!
AGGRESSION --- F.U.C.K. you !!!
DISPLEASURE --- What the F.U.C.K. is going on here !!!
DIFFICULTY --- I can't understand this F.U.C.K.I.N.G. job !!!
INCOMPETENCE --- He is a F.U.C.K. off !!!
SUSPICION --- What the F.U.C.K. are you doing !!!
ENJOYMENT --- I had a F.U.C.K.I.N.G. time !!!
REQUEST --- Get the F.U.C.K. out of here !!!
HOSTILITY --- I am going to knock your F.U.C.K.I.N.G. head off !!!
GREETING --- How the F.U.C.K. are you !!!
APATHY --- Who gives a F.U.C.K. !!!
INNOVATION --- Get a bigger F.U.C.K.I.N.G. hammer!!!
SURPRISE --- F.U.C.K. you scared the shit out of me !!!
ANXIETY --- Today is really F.U.C.K.E.D. !!!

 

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Ticket war



Introducing Our new pilot during VMY 2007
MAS offers RM9 tickets, AirAsia seats start at 99 sen

Book your tickets now !!!

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Buttocks tell a lot about a persons sexuality





Buttocks being one of the sexiest body parts can tell a lot about a person's sexuality and temper.

Nothing seems more attractive to men than women's backsides in tight jeans. As for women, the majority of them pay attention to men's buttocks first and foremost – they find them much more appealing than anything else that a man can boast of.

A man with a nice muscular butt is considered to be strong, persistent and enduring in bed. A girl with a cute little round bottom is sexually active, albeit material and unkind. Symmetrical wrinkles underneath the buttocks stand for reliable, steady and calm individuals, whereas asymmetrical wrinkles expose selfish and greedy people.

Those who have buttocks with so-called "ear-like bulges" on both sides are usually faithful people in love and marriage. Men and women with such buttocks are hopelessly mediocre individuals, though.

Girls with saggy square-shaped buttocks are very kind in their nature: they make very good wives and careful mothers. Those people, whose left buttock is larger than the right one, have to contract marriage as early as possible - it is terribly unhealthy for them to stay single.

On the other hand, the people, whose right buttock is larger than the left one, will have to face a lot of serious problems in their lives (career problems for men and child birth problems for women).

How to hypnotize a man in 2 simple steps:

1)Click on the picture, and drag it a little to the right,
or left, or up right . what ever you prefer!

2)Then just drop it....... and watch.





 

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YouTube Tools


YouTube third party tools which enhance your YouTube experience.

* YouTube Userscripts - a collection of scripts to perform several tasks with YouTube. - http://userscripts.org/tag/youtube
* Youtube Video Slideshow - insert a username or a video tag below and it starts a slideshow. - http://www.yvoschaap.com/youtube/single.php
* fTube - a YouTube player that downloads the list of 25 most recent videos featured on the YouTube front page. The user can select a video from the list and hit the play button to play it in-Flash. - http://mannu.livejournal.com/326881.html
* TubeCH - YouTube flash player. - http://fplayer.youtubech.com/
* iTube - grab Youtube videos, then convert and import them into iTunes. Requires .Net framework and works exclusively on Windows. - http://www.epicempire.com/software/youtube-to-ipod.html
* PodTube - a Mac OS X program, downloads, encodes, and adds YouTube videos to your iTunes library but requires Safari to fetch the videos. - http://www.epicempire.com/software/youtube-to-ipod.html
* TvTube - For Mac users. Allows you to browse YouTube, Google Video and Yahoo Videos, for movie clips that people upload, choose your favorite clips and add them to your shared library. - http://web.mac.com/netao/iWeb/TvTube%20Help/Welcome.html
* YouTube API - XML Feed Ripper - PHP script that taps into the YouTube API to deliver videos by tag, by username or what’s a current favorite. - http://www.napolitopia.com/youtube_videos.php
* YouTube Widget - brings all of YouTubes videos to your Mac Dashboard. - http://www.apple.com/downloads/dashboard/movie_tv/youtubewidget.html
* Search The Tube - A quick way to find videos for your website, blog or profile. - http://www.searchthetube.com/
* YoutubeCrazyVideos - A Youtube videos desktop player. Freeware. - http://www.instaladordecontenidos.com/indexEn.php
* IndexTube - categorized and browsable index of the publicly available Youtube videos. - http://www.indextube.com/Welcome
* YouTube Podcaster - makes Podcast feed from your submitted keyword or url. The feed is made up from embedded youtube video IDs and all videos are converted to the MP4 file format. - http://vixy.net/youtube_podcaster
* MemoriesOnWeb - freeware photo slideshow software for YouTube. - http://www.codejam.com/slideshow/mow.htm

Integrate YouTube into your site.

* YouTube badge maker - will show your viewers images of your 6 most recently uploaded videos. - http://flashandburn.net/youtubeBadge/
* YouTube Wordpress Plugin - Display YouTube videos on your Wordpress blog according to Tags. - http://blog.ubrio.us/php/youtube-wordpress-plugin-with-technorati-tags/
* YouTube Video Gallery Wordpress Plugin - displays a gallery of videos from youtube.com. - http://www.xyooj.com/blog/plink/technical/27/wordpress-youtube-video-gallery-plugin/
* WordPress Related Videos Plugin - Uses tags to look for related videos on YouTube, displays the three most recent related videos on your WordPress blog post and updates videos automatically. - http://86400.es/youtube-related/
* Wordpress Favourite YouTube Videos - Wordpress plugin / widget to display, in a very configurable manner, your latest favorite videos from Youtube. - http://frenchfragfactory.net/ozh/my-projects/wordpress-youtube-favorite-videos/
* Viper’s Video Quicktags - WP plugin that easily generates codes for copy / pasting to embed videos from sites like YouTube and Google Video or for self-hosted videos into your posts. - http://www.viper007bond.com/wordpress-plugins/vipers-video-quicktags/
* WP-FLV - Wordpress plugin simplfies the process of inserting flash video files (FLV) inside a Wordpress post or page. - http://roel.meurders.nl/wordpress-plugins/wp-flv-video-player-plugin/
* TubePress - a highly configurable WordPress plugin that displays YouTube videos in an embedded gallery in posts and/or pages. - http://ehough.com/youtube/tubepress

Download and save YouTube videos

Update:25 OCT 2007
Youtube has recently made new changes to its source code for videos on youtube.com.
To protect download of videos from youtube, youtube now uses a javascript method.
This website
http://www.witube.net/index.php gave me the download url, so better bookmark it.
If you use firefox, then this addon is also working.


The Perfect Downloader for Youtube Videos, Metacafe and more
http://www.orbitdownloader.com/
Download Youtube Videos with out installing any software:

http://kissyoutube.com/
and http://keepvid.com/
and http://vixy.net/
* Video Downloader - a firefox extension that allows you to download videos to your computer from YouTube and most video sites. - http://javimoya.com/blog/youtube_en.php
* YouTubeX - allows you to save and download YouTube videos easily using only your IE or firefox browser. - http://www.youtubex.com/
* TubeSock - grabs YouTube videos from the web and copies them to your video iPod, Mac, or PlayStation Portable. - http://stinkbot.com/Tubesock/index.html
* VideoDL - is a quick AJAX application that allows you to download online video into your computer. It supports top 3 video sites - YouTube, Google Video, and Break.com. - http://www.videodl.org/
* Download YouTube via bookmarklets - A collection of Greasemonkey scripts and bookmarklets to do the job. - http://1024k.de/bookmarklets/video-bookmarklets.html
* Youtube-dl - is a small command-line program to download videos from YouTube.com. It requires the Python interpreter, version 2.4 or later. - http://www.arrakis.es/~rggi3/youtube-dl/
* KeepVid - Download videos direct from most video sites like YouTube. - http://keepvid.com/
* YouTube Downloader - enter url and download YouTube videos. - http://video.qooqle.jp/dl/
* Youtube Grabber - is a free tool that downloads FLV files from youtube. - http://www.softpedia.com/get/Internet/Download-Managers/Youtube-Grabber.shtml
* GooTube FLV Retriever - enter the video page URL, download the youtube video. - http://kej.tw/flvretriever/
* Capture Youtube and Google videos - save them as AVI files encoded in the MPEG4 format, using only one command. - http://www.paganini.net/index.cgi/linux/capturing_flv.html
* YouRipper - a freeware software which enables you to download videos from the YouTube and Google Video - http://www.remlapsoftware.com/
* Save YouTube Videos - paste the youtube video url and download the video. - http://www.saveyoutube.com/
* Kyootoob - is a youtube downloader and optionally a converter. - http://www.krahne.com/

Top YouTube videos

* PureVideo - collects top 10 videos from around the web - http://www.purevideo.com/
* The World Internet TV charts - tracks the most popular video clips from four leading Internet TV sites. - http://www.worldtv.com/charts/
* Top YouTube Videos - a daily updated selection of the most popular videos from YouTube. - http://www.topyoutubevideos.com/
* Vidspedia - is a collection of the best Google and YouTube videos, submitted and rated by users. - http://www.vidspedia.com/
* Youtube top-rated - a coverpop with the 1,001 top rated videos from YouTube updated every week. - http://www.coverpop.com/pop/youtube/
* Best of YouTube - a blog selecting the best Youtube videos. - http://www.thebestofyoutube.com/
* Viral Video Chart - tracks the world’s most blogged about videos including GooTube and MySpace. - http://www.viralvideochart.com/


LATEST NEWS: 20 March 2010

YouTube is planning to launch HTML 5 video player on different video sites.

HTML 5 video player can run videos without the help of other plug-ins as Flash Player or Silverlight and therefore no need to install other plug-ins .

Practically it would be the first step to implement HTML 5 video player on web and it will give a new experience to viewers and designers as well.

Presently, HTML 5 video player support is limited to some videos by You Tube.If you want to test HTML 5 feature on YouTube may Sign up on Test Tube.

Necessary requirements are :

To run Chrome, Safari or Chrome frame in IE as web browsers.

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Blogger Problems: Error Performing Your Request bX-vjhbsj

LATEST:2 Feb 2007
Update from Blogger Support via email: Thanks for reporting this error. We have fixed the problem and you should now find that your blog will display correctly again. If not, please try clearing your browser's cache and cookies, then reloading your blog.



Now that most blogspot blogs have been shifted to the new Blogger, new set of problems are cropping up like the infamous error code "bX-vjhbsj"


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There's no real solution but the blogger error disappears after you refresh the webpage a couple of times by pressing the F5 key.

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My first game

This was my first game at the kindergarten
TIC TAC TOE
As a kid I love to play this game a lot
It was fun and challenging and nobody could beat me









Until now I still find this game very challenging
I can play TIC TAC TOE the whole night alone
WARNING: You cannot play this game if you are below 18 Years old
You can only play the above TIC TAC TOE for Kids only
Very sorry lah





 

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